Sunday, October 05, 2008

Strategy Capital Management

"Strategery is a unique hedge fund.
It is the largest in the world, with expected initial capital of $700 billion. It has a free and unlimited credit line should it need more. It has no fixed mandate, though it is expected to initially focus on mortgage-backed securities. And it is the only fund backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Government.
Strategery is a way for you to be more patriotic. Supporting this fund is an American duty. Criticizing this fund or any of its associated legislation or regulations may be subject to civil and criminal penalties. "

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

appreciate the early April fools joke TS!

Manic Monday needed a laugh like this

Anonymous said...

Everyone is going into recession at the same time

Anonymous said...

Will someone please send the write-up from TheFunded.com

Anonymous said...

The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!!!!!!